Clamology - Daniel Canarutto has posted the famous Lexicon of Clamology by Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist. Read all about the No-Speaky, the Phwop, the Schplat, and a host of others. Even better, watch the video demonstrations on YouTube: Part I, Part II
“French Horn Urinals in the Men’s Room at Romania’s Jazzissimo Lounge” [with color photos!]
French Horn - Uncyclopedia ("content-free") parody of a Wikipedia article on the horn, right down to the font, layout, and graphics. "In 1903, the first French horn was accidentally constructed inside the Eiffel Tower as the result of an experimental plumbing project gone horribly wrong."
The Brass Informant - humor web site for brass players by David Roth [e.g. BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST CARRYING A TROMBONE]
“An archive of humorous letters sent to the horn list by Professor Cabbage himself.”
Musical Bull**** Generator. Generates random music genres. Examples: Old-school punchy youth culture. Iterative take-no-prisoners world beat.
Vermeulen Horn Crew - a delightful over-the-top parody by Steve Peterson with the good-natured help (and starring role) of Bill Vermeulen. Short: 1:52. This link takes you to the main site; click on the Video tab and scroll down the list of videos to "Vermeulen Horn Crew".
Lost in Translation: Horns for Sale - apparently the remarkable descriptions of these horns were generated by some not-very-reliable translation software. Either that, or the web master got into the cooking sherry. Or perhaps it was posted on April 1... Sample: "The Holton Farkas H179 and H279 Double French Horn ar a liberal blowing Screw0 immediately after a luxuriant, dour go intentional especially in opposition to the "big horn" creative person. The Screw1 Screw2 F Screw3 has narrowing tubing and the Screw4 pharynx is larger against a larger, darker, intone. The Screw5 flame produces a mellowed, velvety chant positive a small partial of a ringing character. Hard Screw6 Screw7 responds chop-chop and sounds brighter up tight. The Screw8 Screw9 Bell.0 Bell.1 is furthermore uncommitted in a Bell.2 Bell.3 pose as posture Bell.4 The Bell.5 Bell.6 is the to the highest degree pop posture in the Bell.7 Bell.8 serial publication."
French horn - a less-than-serious entry about our instrument in the Uncyclopedia ("the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit"), a parody of the Wikipedia
French Horn Lesson with Boris - an over-the-top parody by an anonymous hornist with a sense of humor... [YouTube video]
Random Band Name Generator - new feature: you can specify a word for the name to include. We tried "horn" and the results included: Horn Battery, Horn Nation, Horn Puppet, Horn Pyro, Anti Horn of the Functional Murphy, Horn Spark, Blue Horn, Painted Horn, Horn of the Sensible Tears, Horn Pasta, Horn Splash, Satanic Horn and the Stereo Buck, Horn Plunger, Horn Soup, Horn of the Night, Horn of the Loony Carnival, Horn of the Sucky Bite, Horn Circus, Horn Fifth, Pitiful Horn of the Vermicular Raspberry, Horn Emergency and the Harmony, Buddha Horn, and Pace Horn. Clearly the most engaging time-waster since Facebook or Twitter.
Brassbones - a brass Western?!!!
Ameerah Morsy's collection of horn jokes.
All kinds of instrument jokes...
Hosaphone Heaquarters - "Your own musical instrument - for pocket change!"
How to Be a Jazz Critic - jazz pianist, composer, and writer Bill Anschell's short cuts to trenchant jazz criticism
Jazz Math - a very tongue-in-cheek pdf file from Bill Anschell on the unlikely combination of jazz + math
Humorous horn buttons at Cafe Press.
Distort A Composer. Online app that warps photos of composers.